An accountant gets caught for embezzling money, goes to trial, and is sent to prison. He’s thrown in a cell with his worst nightmare — a big, tall, strong man named Bubba.
The very first night, Bubba calls up to the top bunk in a deep, booming voice:
“Hey… we gonna have sex! You wanna be the husband or the wife?”
The little, skinny accountant freaks out.
“Oh please, sir! I’m not gay — I’m a straight man! Please don’t hurt me!”
Bubba repeats, “Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?”
Shaking, the accountant says, “Sir, I don’t want to be either. I’m not gay. Please don’t hurt me.”
Bubba says, “Alright… I’ll let you think about it overnight. In the morning, you’re gonna tell me if you’re the husband or the wife. And then… we gonna have sex!”
The accountant can’t sleep a wink. All night, he thinks:
‘If I’m the wife, he’s gonna shove his big thing up me… but if I’m the husband, I guess I stick my thing up his ass.’
He decides he’s better off being the husband.
Morning comes. Bubba yells, “Hey, boy! We gonna have sex! You wanna be the husband or the wife?”
The accountant, nervous as hell, says, “I’ll be the husband.”
Bubba grins. “Alright… then come over here and suck your wife’s big black dick!”
Wow! What a shocker…funny as shit!!!