An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

The pharmacist asked “How many?”

The cowboy replied, “Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one Into four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, “That’s too small a dose. That won’t get you Through sex.”

The old fellow said, “Oh, I’m past eighty years
Old, and I don’t even think about sex much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my new boots.